My name is Eric, and this is my disclaimer.
What I write will be a reflection of who I am. As such, it will often be sarcastic, sometimes inflammatory, and occasionally rude, but not superfluously so, except in the case of the sarcasm.
The things that I write here will be true, to the best of my ability to understand them and convey what I think. I will often fail in one or both of those attempts.
—Eric